Was Vista back-engineered technology from the Roswell UFO?

This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile of
crap!

Let me be brief:

According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of microchips,
lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US military from the
Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back engineered, by giving portions
of it to major industries that were already working on similar advancements
in technology.
According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology and
the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making this
up)

http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiccorso.html
http://www.amazon.com/Day-After-Rosw.../dp/067101756X

Now, since they took HARDWARE from the spaceship and back engineered it by
giving it to big corporations, it is only logical to assume that
they did the same with the SOFTWARE from the craft. They took the software
and gave it to Microsoft.. its first fruit of this effort is VISTA!

And this clearly explains why vista is so human unfriendly! It is based on
alien technology!
No wonder no earth programs or hardware work correctly! No wonder it is
frustrating beyond belief!

Next time you boot up your vista computer... sit back with amazement, that
you are using an OS that has its roots from another world!

:-)

And the Ubuntu crowd here are all aliens trying to stop the proliferation
of their advanced technology by offering something not quit as powerful
as an alternative. I think even Frank is just a Shill for the Aliens.

"Mike Glenn" <> wrote in message news:46d1616b$...
> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile of
> crap!
>
> Let me be brief:
>
> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of microchips,
> lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US military from the
> Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back engineered, by giving portions
> of it to major industries that were already working on similar advancements
> in technology.
> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology and
> the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making this
> up)
>
> http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiccorso.html
> http://www.amazon.com/Day-After-Rosw.../dp/067101756X
>
> Now, since they took HARDWARE from the spaceship and back engineered it by
> giving it to big corporations, it is only logical to assume that
> they did the same with the SOFTWARE from the craft. They took the software
> and gave it to Microsoft.. its first fruit of this effort is VISTA!
>
> And this clearly explains why vista is so human unfriendly! It is based on
> alien technology!
> No wonder no earth programs or hardware work correctly! No wonder it is
> frustrating beyond belief!
>
> Next time you boot up your vista computer... sit back with amazement, that
> you are using an OS that has its roots from another world!
>
> :-)
>
>

Your problem is that you don't have enough Cocaine in your system. You are
still able to communicate. I suggest more drugs until you pass out.


"Mike Glenn" <> wrote in message
news:46d1616b$...
> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile
> of crap!
>
> Let me be brief:
>
> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of
> microchips, lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US
> military from the Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back
> engineered, by giving portions of it to major industries that were already
> working on similar advancements in technology.
> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology
> and the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making
> this up)
>
> http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiccorso.html
> http://www.amazon.com/Day-After-Rosw.../dp/067101756X
>
> Now, since they took HARDWARE from the spaceship and back engineered it by
> giving it to big corporations, it is only logical to assume that
> they did the same with the SOFTWARE from the craft. They took the software
> and gave it to Microsoft.. its first fruit of this effort is VISTA!
>
> And this clearly explains why vista is so human unfriendly! It is based on
> alien technology!
> No wonder no earth programs or hardware work correctly! No wonder it is
> frustrating beyond belief!
>
> Next time you boot up your vista computer... sit back with amazement, that
> you are using an OS that has its roots from another world!
>
> :-)
>

The microchip boom was created by PC's in home use.
If the government was at the center, you would still be using a 400Mhz
computer costing $33,000.
Our government isn't capable of fixing potholes in highways.

"Mike Glenn" <> wrote in message
news:46d1616b$...
> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile
> of crap!
>
> Let me be brief:
>
> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of
> microchips, lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US
> military from the Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back
> engineered, by giving portions of it to major industries that were already
> working on similar advancements in technology.
> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology
> and the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making
> this up)
>
> http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiccorso.html
> http://www.amazon.com/Day-After-Rosw.../dp/067101756X
>
> Now, since they took HARDWARE from the spaceship and back engineered it by
> giving it to big corporations, it is only logical to assume that
> they did the same with the SOFTWARE from the craft. They took the software
> and gave it to Microsoft.. its first fruit of this effort is VISTA!
>
> And this clearly explains why vista is so human unfriendly! It is based on
> alien technology!
> No wonder no earth programs or hardware work correctly! No wonder it is
> frustrating beyond belief!
>
> Next time you boot up your vista computer... sit back with amazement, that
> you are using an OS that has its roots from another world!
>
> :-)
>

You're a bleeding moron for believing crap like that. Lemme guess: Alie
also built the pyramids. right

-Have you never heard of human ingenuity??

--
dzomlij

___________________________________
Peter Alexander Dzomlij
Do you hear, huh? The Alpha and The Omega? Death and Rebirth? And a
you die, so shall I be Reborn...

In article <46d1616b$>,
"Mike Glenn" <> wrote:

> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile of
> crap!
>
> Let me be brief:
>
> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of microchips,
> lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US military from the
> Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back engineered, by giving portions
> of it to major industries that were already working on similar advancements
> in technology.
> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology and
> the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making this
> up)

You didn't make it up, someone else did.

Mike

Mike wrote:
> In article <46d1616b$>,
> "Mike Glenn" <> wrote:
>
>> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a pile of
>> crap!
>>
>> Let me be brief:
>>
>> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of microchips,
>> lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US military from the
>> Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back engineered, by giving portions
>> of it to major industries that were already working on similar advancements
>> in technology.
>> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology and
>> the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not making this
>> up)
>
> You didn't make it up, someone else did.
>
> Mike


I dunno, maybe the symbols on that bit of wreckage Jesse Marcel sound
were the alien translation of "Microsoft".

Im pretty sure he was joking.....


--
kenney001
Posted via http://www.vistaheads.com

Yes it was microsoft.. the UFO crashed didnt it?


HAHAHAHA!!!!

we are going down... blue screen of death!!! lol


"Charlie Tame" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Mike wrote:
>> In article <46d1616b$>,
>> "Mike Glenn" <> wrote:
>>
>>> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a
>>> pile of crap!
>>>
>>> Let me be brief:
>>>
>>> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of
>>> microchips, lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US
>>> military from the Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back
>>> engineered, by giving portions of it to major industries that were
>>> already working on similar advancements in technology.
>>> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology
>>> and the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not
>>> making this up)
>>
>> You didn't make it up, someone else did.
>>
>> Mike
>
>
> I dunno, maybe the symbols on that bit of wreckage Jesse Marcel sound were
> the alien translation of "Microsoft".

You have 10,000 feet left to Activate Windows... 9000, 8000, 7000.



Mike Glenn wrote:
> Yes it was microsoft.. the UFO crashed didnt it?
>
>
> HAHAHAHA!!!!
>
> we are going down... blue screen of death!!! lol
>
>
> "Charlie Tame" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Mike wrote:
>>> In article <46d1616b$>,
>>> "Mike Glenn" <> wrote:
>>>
>>>> This theory (yeah this is my theory) may explain why Vista is such a
>>>> pile of crap!
>>>>
>>>> Let me be brief:
>>>>
>>>> According to Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso, the technology of
>>>> microchips, lasers etc, was technology that was recovered by the US
>>>> military from the Roswell crash in new Mexico, then it was back
>>>> engineered, by giving portions of it to major industries that were
>>>> already working on similar advancements in technology.
>>>> According to Corso this explains the sudden boom of microchip technology
>>>> and the advancement of computers. (see links for more info.. im not
>>>> making this up)
>>> You didn't make it up, someone else did.
>>>
>>> Mike
>>
>> I dunno, maybe the symbols on that bit of wreckage Jesse Marcel sound were
>> the alien translation of "Microsoft".
>
>