The Vista Fanboy Playbook Revealed

Followers of this newsgroup already know fanboys are idiots, willing
kiss-ups to Microsoft and mostly know nothing bozos, still many
probably wonder where they get the crap they constantly repeat. Well
it's in the Official Fanboy Playbook, republished in part below:

Chapter Four, How to respond to Vista Issues in Newsgroups:

When someone says they upgraded to Vista and it doesn't work correctly
proper responses are:

a. Pretend the user it at fault.
b. Say nobody forced to you upgrade.
c. Chant all software has bugs.

When someone presents undeniable facts proving Vista has real issues:

a. Change the topic.
b. Snip all references to facts, then rant, yell and rave.
c. Call other poster a troll, fool, drunk, etc..

When someone says he has a particular problem then documents what the
problem is:

a. Say you don't have the problem.
b. Pretend there is no problem even though Microsoft confirmed it.
c. Play dumb. (easy since being a fanboy you are by nature dumb)

When you give a bum answer and get caught:

a. Pretend you didn't.
b. Accuse the other guy of being wrong, then crawl away quietly.
c. Quickly change the topic and hope nobody will notice.

When you are acting out, trolling, bitching, having temper tantrum:

a. Call the other guy a troll.
b. Pretend you're not trolling.
c. Say you have a right to rant and scream because you love MS.

If you want bash Microsoft, there are many forums on the
Internet for that, you can also setup a blog with so many of the free
services on the Internet and voice your opinions.

--
Andre
Blog: http://adacosta.spaces.live.com
My Vista Quickstart Guide:
http://adacosta.spaces.live.com/blog...3DB!9709.entry
"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Followers of this newsgroup already know fanboys are idiots, willing
> kiss-ups to Microsoft and mostly know nothing bozos, still many
> probably wonder where they get the crap they constantly repeat. Well
> it's in the Official Fanboy Playbook, republished in part below:
>
> Chapter Four, How to respond to Vista Issues in Newsgroups:
>
> When someone says they upgraded to Vista and it doesn't work correctly
> proper responses are:
>
> a. Pretend the user it at fault.
> b. Say nobody forced to you upgrade.
> c. Chant all software has bugs.
>
> When someone presents undeniable facts proving Vista has real issues:
>
> a. Change the topic.
> b. Snip all references to facts, then rant, yell and rave.
> c. Call other poster a troll, fool, drunk, etc..
>
> When someone says he has a particular problem then documents what the
> problem is:
>
> a. Say you don't have the problem.
> b. Pretend there is no problem even though Microsoft confirmed it.
> c. Play dumb. (easy since being a fanboy you are by nature dumb)
>
> When you give a bum answer and get caught:
>
> a. Pretend you didn't.
> b. Accuse the other guy of being wrong, then crawl away quietly.
> c. Quickly change the topic and hope nobody will notice.
>
> When you are acting out, trolling, bitching, having temper tantrum:
>
> a. Call the other guy a troll.
> b. Pretend you're not trolling.
> c. Say you have a right to rant and scream because you love MS.
>

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:41:42 -0500, "Andre Da Costa[ActiveWin]"
<> wrote:

>If you want bash Microsoft, there are many forums on the
>Internet for that, you can also setup a blog with so many of the free
>services on the Internet and voice your opinions.

First off, I didn't bash Microsoft, rather I explained how a small
handful of no nothing clueless Microsoft butt kissers known as fanboys
have hijacked this newsgroup and spoiled it with their endless ranting
and raving since they have some pathetic need to act as unpaid
Microsoft apologists.

We already have a lot of wannabe net cops here already trying to tell
other people what they can and can't say or do. Accordingly your
application for that job has been rejected, but will be kept on file
in the event Frank or one of the other Bozos suddenly drops dead or
something.

Here's a news flash. You control your own fate. Nobody but YOU can
click on articles and decide which ones you wish to read. By clicking
on this thread you made a deliberate decision to read one or more of
the posts within the thread.

Get back to me if that's too complicated for you to understand. I try
to keep my posts at a sixth grade reading level knowing the collective
intelligence of fanboys in particular is rather low. If you're having
trouble understanding what I said, test how you do on the following
2nd grade sentences and see if you grasp the meaning of those.

See Spot.
See Spot run.
See Spot run up the hill.

How you doing?

Adam Albright wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:41:42 -0500, "Andre Da Costa[ActiveWin]"
> <> wrote:
>
>
>>If you want bash Microsoft, there are many forums on the
>>Internet for that, you can also setup a blog with so many of the free
>>services on the Internet and voice your opinions.
>
>
> First off, I didn't bash Microsoft, rather I explained how a small
> handful of no nothing clueless Microsoft butt kissers known as fanboys
> have hijacked this newsgroup and spoiled it with their endless ranting
> and raving since they have some pathetic need to act as unpaid
> Microsoft apologists.

You're a lying POS as*hole loser and we all know it.
>
> We already have a lot of wannabe net cops here already trying to tell
> other people what they can and can't say or do. Accordingly your
> application for that job has been rejected, but will be kept on file
> in the event Frank or one of the other Bozos suddenly drops dead or
> something.

You're drunk again aren't you?
>
> Here's a news flash. You control your own fate. Nobody but YOU can
> click on articles and decide which ones you wish to read. By clicking
> on this thread you made a deliberate decision to read one or more of
> the posts within the thread.

Here's another flash...you're an idiot!
>
> Get back to me if that's too complicated for you to understand. I try
> to keep my posts at a sixth grade reading level knowing the collective
> intelligence of fanboys in particular is rather low. If you're having
> trouble understanding what I said, test how you do on the following
> 2nd grade sentences and see if you grasp the meaning of those.
>
> See Spot.
> See Spot run.
> See Spot run up the hill.
>
> How you doing?
>

You need to leave now or you might be late for your group help meeting
at the mental institution where they're keeping you under lock and key.
Frank

Adam you are right on spot about everything you say...

those who deny it are BIG FAT LIARS...

fat like the OS they so much love.. lol



"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Followers of this newsgroup already know fanboys are idiots, willing
> kiss-ups to Microsoft and mostly know nothing bozos, still many
> probably wonder where they get the crap they constantly repeat. Well
> it's in the Official Fanboy Playbook, republished in part below:
>
> Chapter Four, How to respond to Vista Issues in Newsgroups:
>
> When someone says they upgraded to Vista and it doesn't work correctly
> proper responses are:
>
> a. Pretend the user it at fault.
> b. Say nobody forced to you upgrade.
> c. Chant all software has bugs.
>
> When someone presents undeniable facts proving Vista has real issues:
>
> a. Change the topic.
> b. Snip all references to facts, then rant, yell and rave.
> c. Call other poster a troll, fool, drunk, etc..
>
> When someone says he has a particular problem then documents what the
> problem is:
>
> a. Say you don't have the problem.
> b. Pretend there is no problem even though Microsoft confirmed it.
> c. Play dumb. (easy since being a fanboy you are by nature dumb)
>
> When you give a bum answer and get caught:
>
> a. Pretend you didn't.
> b. Accuse the other guy of being wrong, then crawl away quietly.
> c. Quickly change the topic and hope nobody will notice.
>
> When you are acting out, trolling, bitching, having temper tantrum:
>
> a. Call the other guy a troll.
> b. Pretend you're not trolling.
> c. Say you have a right to rant and scream because you love MS.
>

stop that.. he is right



"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> Adam Albright wrote:
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:41:42 -0500, "Andre Da Costa[ActiveWin]"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>If you want bash Microsoft, there are many forums on the
>>>Internet for that, you can also setup a blog with so many of the free
>>>services on the Internet and voice your opinions.
>>
>>
>> First off, I didn't bash Microsoft, rather I explained how a small
>> handful of no nothing clueless Microsoft butt kissers known as fanboys
>> have hijacked this newsgroup and spoiled it with their endless ranting
>> and raving since they have some pathetic need to act as unpaid
>> Microsoft apologists.
>
> You're a lying POS as*hole loser and we all know it.
>>
>> We already have a lot of wannabe net cops here already trying to tell
>> other people what they can and can't say or do. Accordingly your
>> application for that job has been rejected, but will be kept on file
>> in the event Frank or one of the other Bozos suddenly drops dead or
>> something.
>
> You're drunk again aren't you?
>>
>> Here's a news flash. You control your own fate. Nobody but YOU can
>> click on articles and decide which ones you wish to read. By clicking
>> on this thread you made a deliberate decision to read one or more of
>> the posts within the thread.
>
> Here's another flash...you're an idiot!
>>
>> Get back to me if that's too complicated for you to understand. I try
>> to keep my posts at a sixth grade reading level knowing the collective
>> intelligence of fanboys in particular is rather low. If you're having
>> trouble understanding what I said, test how you do on the following
>> 2nd grade sentences and see if you grasp the meaning of those. See Spot.
>> See Spot run.
>> See Spot run up the hill.
>>
>> How you doing?
>>
>
> You need to leave now or you might be late for your group help meeting at
> the mental institution where they're keeping you under lock and key.
> Frank

Taibear ios wrote:
> stop that.. he is right

>
> No he isn't and neither are you.
Frank

Taibear ios wrote:

> Adam you are right on spot about everything you say...
>

He's talking to you...his one member fan club.
Frank

ok whatever you say..
can you please tell me how old you are?

don't have to be exact...

I thought you were something between 45 - 50?

But Adam said you are an old man...

Is this true?





"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Taibear ios wrote:
>
>> Adam you are right on spot about everything you say...
>>
>
> He's talking to you...his one member fan club.
> Frank

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:34:17 -0700, Frank <> wrote:

>Adam Albright wrote:
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:41:42 -0500, "Andre Da Costa[ActiveWin]"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>If you want bash Microsoft, there are many forums on the
>>>Internet for that, you can also setup a blog with so many of the free
>>>services on the Internet and voice your opinions.
>>
>>
>> First off, I didn't bash Microsoft, rather I explained how a small
>> handful of no nothing clueless Microsoft butt kissers known as fanboys
>> have hijacked this newsgroup and spoiled it with their endless ranting
>> and raving since they have some pathetic need to act as unpaid
>> Microsoft apologists.
>
>You're a lying POS as*hole loser and we all know it.
>>
>> We already have a lot of wannabe net cops here already trying to tell
>> other people what they can and can't say or do. Accordingly your
>> application for that job has been rejected, but will be kept on file
>> in the event Frank or one of the other Bozos suddenly drops dead or
>> something.
>
>You're drunk again aren't you?
>>
>> Here's a news flash. You control your own fate. Nobody but YOU can
>> click on articles and decide which ones you wish to read. By clicking
>> on this thread you made a deliberate decision to read one or more of
>> the posts within the thread.
>
>Here's another flash...you're an idiot!
>>
>> Get back to me if that's too complicated for you to understand. I try
>> to keep my posts at a sixth grade reading level knowing the collective
>> intelligence of fanboys in particular is rather low. If you're having
>> trouble understanding what I said, test how you do on the following
>> 2nd grade sentences and see if you grasp the meaning of those.
>>
>> See Spot.
>> See Spot run.
>> See Spot run up the hill.
>>
>> How you doing?
>>
>
>You need to leave now or you might be late for your group help meeting
>at the mental institution where they're keeping you under lock and key.
>Frank

Again we see the non stop ranting and raving of a loon. Frank, you're
one *****d-up asshole.