vista Jokes

probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
this is my joke about vista:
vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Windows's????

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~KDN~


"jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
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> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
> this is my joke about vista:
> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.
>
> --
> Jonathan Perreault
>
> Personnal Advice To You:
> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>
> Best Comments From Users:
> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
> Faults
>
> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?



"jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-...
> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
> this is my joke about vista:
> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.
>
> --
> Jonathan Perreault
>
> Personnal Advice To You:
> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>
> Best Comments From Users:
> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
> Faults
>
> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's
dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"DP" <> wrote in message
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>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>
>
>
> "jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-...
>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>> this is my joke about vista:
>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
>> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
>> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
>> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.
>>
>> --
>> Jonathan Perreault
>>
>> Personnal Advice To You:
>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>
>> Best Comments From Users:
>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>> Faults
>>
>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
>

"jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-...
> it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's
> dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted
>
> --
> Jonathan Perreault
>
> Personnal Advice To You:
> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>
> Best Comments From Users:
> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
> Faults
>
> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
> "DP" <> wrote in message
> news:eMcP3PZ%...
>>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>>
>>
>>
>> "jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
>> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-...
>>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>>> this is my joke about vista:
>>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work
>>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5
>>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly
>>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i
>>> don't say this often.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Jonathan Perreault
>>>
>>> Personnal Advice To You:
>>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>>
>>> Best Comments From Users:
>>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>>> Faults
>>>
>>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
>>> fools.
>>
>

Knock, Knock
Who's There ?
Linux
SLAM!

haha
Man, that's funny!

not bad would be better if that was vista though
like this

knock, knock
who's that?
windows
windows what?
windows vista
SLAM!!!!

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"Seven" <> wrote in message
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> "jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
> news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-...
>> it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid,
>> it's dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets
>> deleted
>>
>> --
>> Jonathan Perreault
>>
>> Personnal Advice To You:
>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>
>> Best Comments From Users:
>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>> Faults
>>
>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
>> "DP" <> wrote in message
>> news:eMcP3PZ%...
>>>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "jonathan perreault" <> wrote in message
>>> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-...
>>>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>>>> this is my joke about vista:
>>>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work
>>>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5
>>>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly
>>>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i
>>>> don't say this often.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Jonathan Perreault
>>>>
>>>> Personnal Advice To You:
>>>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>>>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>>>
>>>> Best Comments From Users:
>>>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>>>> Faults
>>>>
>>>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>>>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
>>>> fools.
>>>
>>
>
> Knock, Knock
> Who's There ?
> Linux
> SLAM!
>
> haha
> Man, that's funny!
>