Vista TP

What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?

First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
you've pulled out enough toilet paper.

The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.

So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
and easier.

On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.

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LOL!

But you're a troll, so I'll not support your hate. Read my sig(gy).
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"kurttrail" wrote:

> What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?
>
> First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
> to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
> your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
> of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
> won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
> you've pulled out enough toilet paper.
>
> The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
> lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
> it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
> of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
> fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.
>
> So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
> switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
> they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
> and easier.
>
> On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
> for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
>

Sam wrote:

> LOL!
>
> But you're a troll,

Really? If I was, then you got suckered in anyway, so what does that say
about you?

> so I'll not support your hate.

Hate? When did a little humor turn into hate in your mind?

> Read my sig(gy).

Why? Can't you think up words of your own to use as a sig?

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What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!


"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
news:RFpMj.12950$.. .
> What would happen to wiping your ass, if MS manufactured toilet paper?
>
> First you'd have to activate your roll of toilet paper. Then you'd need
> to validated it. Of course the license will state that you can only use
> your roll of toilet paper on the first ass it was used on. If your roll
> of toilet paper was installed on an older toilet paper dispenser, it
> won't work, or work so slow that you have to sh*t again by the time
> you've pulled out enough toilet paper.
>
> The toilet paper would of course be full of bugs and nonfunctional for a
> lot of people until the first Service Pack, that is if they can install
> it at all because there are no drivers for your older TP dispensers. But
> of course, because the original installation is so screwed up, SP1 will
> fail, and they just have an unusable roll of TP.
>
> So MS would make a easy thing into a chore, and many users will just
> switch to using a shower to wipe their ass, as that is now easier, or
> they'll want to install the old XP version of TP that works both faster
> and easier.
>
> On the bright side, public restrooms could be converted in bath houses
> for Republicans & Fundamentalist Christians.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

Little Billy wrote:

> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!

I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

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"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
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> Little Billy wrote:
>
>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
>> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>
> I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

C'mon I've seen them in King of the Hill and that's in Texas. Of course they
don't know what they are and think it's a water fountain lol
>
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> Kurt
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> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
news:wGyMj.31375$...
> Little Billy wrote:
>
>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use a
>> bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>
> I ain't civilised. I'm an American!

But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention the
waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much of it.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

Little Billy wrote:

> "kurttrail" <> wrote in
> message news:wGyMj.31375$...
>> Little Billy wrote:
>>
>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use
>>> a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>
>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American!
>
> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
> of it.

Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
restrictions.

But wouldn't that be just like MS, using their TP monopoly to break into
another market?



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"kurttrail" <> wrote in message
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> Little Billy wrote:
>
>> "kurttrail" <> wrote in
>> message news:wGyMj.31375$...
>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>
>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days? Use
>>>> a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>
>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American!
>>
>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>> of it.
>
> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
> restrictions.
>
So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "kurttrail" <> wrote in
> message news:8AIMj.36329$.. .
>> Little Billy wrote:
>>
>>> "kurttrail" <> wrote in
>>> message news:wGyMj.31375$...
>>>> Little Billy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> What civilised person uses old fashioned toilet paper these days?
>>>>> Use a bidet and WASH, you dirty pig!
>>>>
>>>> I ain't civilised. I'm an American!
>>>
>>> But think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper not to mention
>>> the waste that it causes. Water is cheap and most places have too much
>>> of it.
>>
>> Fresh water is scarce. Where I live we are living under water
>> restrictions.
>>
> So which Federal Institution do they have you housed in?

The State of Florida. We've been in drought for quite a while now, and
can only water our yards once a week. And now that people are getting
better at conserving, the demand for water has decreased and our water
rates are rising.

How many alternatives do we have for water?

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