Vistabulary, new vista words wanted

See the vista vocabulary blog here with many vista words,
and post a comment there to add your own....

http://vistabulary.blogspot.com

some examples


First Vista word created:
Vistology,
K.S
7/28/2006
talking about vista = the science of the study of the OS
Trivia: apparently this word was not new since a site with that name already
existed: http://vistology.com

2
Vistaphile
Intel Inside
7/28/2006
one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to Vista

3
Vistosis


K.S
/28/2006
Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions) caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista
Added: Cure for vistosis
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.
Take 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.
;-)

4
Vistaphobia
Intel Inside
7/28/2006
an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of Vista

5
Vistafied
Jeff
7/28/2006
I've been Vistafied!! i.e what o.s are you using???
Are you dualbooting or what???
Response: Nope not dualbooting; I'm 100% Vistafied

6
vistaphilia
Roman Modic
7/28/2006
The realisation that the only reason to update to Office 2007 will be that
Clippit has probably been put to rest.

7
vistagial


K.S
7/28/2006
Comes from the word vestigial in biology
http://www.answers.com/topic/vestigial
It means an operating system you have outgrown and you no longer need.
(rudimentary or degenerate)
:-)

8
Vistirior
K.S

7/28/2006
(meaning you feel your brain is inferior to an OS like Vista :-))

9
VistaBabe


K.S
7/28/2006
A nice looking girl who is wearing shinny plastic transparent bikini,
and wearing shiny black glasses, sitting in a lawn with tall grass...
Clear Blue sky over head....
opps im vistadreaming again!
:-)

10
vistoogling
K.S
7/28/2006
searching for things about vista on Google...
or using vista to search on Google
Ok that's enough vistafun & vistababling for now....

11
Vistake
Graham.
7/28/2006
The process of installing Vista beta without bothering to read anything
about it first, and then posting a zillion times asking how to uninstall it.

12
Vistaril
Roman Modic
7/28/2006
Vistaril =
Hydroxyzine pamoate =
1-(p-chlorobenzhydryl)
4- [ 2- (2-hydroxyethoxy) ethyl]
diethylenediamine salt of
1,1'- methylene bis
(2 hydroxy-3-naphthalene
carboxylic acid).
Use:
For symptomatic relief of anxiety and
tension associated with psychoneurosis
and as an adjunct in organic disease
states in which anxiety is manifested.
Side effects:
http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/vistaril_ad.htm
dry mouth, drowsiness, tremor and
convulsions, headache, hallucination

13
Vistable
K.S
7/28/2006
Can be installed on vista and is compatible with glass aero...
addition:
can be used for hardware too... for example display adaptors that can work
with aero glass...
its vistable!

14
Vistillion
K.S
7/28/2006
Vistillion
Is a gigantic number.
A googol is 10 in the power of 100 (thats a 1, with 100 zeros after it)
a googolplex is 10 in the power of a googol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
a Vistillion dwarfs these numbers...
a Vistillion is a googolplex in the power of a googolplex, and is equal to
the amount of RAM needed for vista to run smoothly (in megabytes).

On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:32:30 +0300, "Clear Windows"
<> wrote:

Nice list!

Add Vistamania, a serious manic-depressive psychosis.

A incurable, rapidly advancing, often fatal mental disorder more apt
to attack the mentally infirm and previously dimwitted elderly
individuals with low self-esteem and little if any formal education.

The person exhibits undo excitement, manifested by mental and physical
hyperactivity. Usually shows odd behavior like uncontrolled laughing,
adding LOL! or hehehehe to written comments, frequently uses
obscenities combined with bouts of violent emotional outbursts.

May be accompanied by displays of uncontrolled rage, pathological
lying, strange sexual obsession for animals with hoofs, frequent
references to bodily functions and other disturbing behaviors.

Suggested treatment:

Electric shock, ten to fifteen times hourly, recommend confinement to
high security institution for the mentally insane. Minimal contact
with outside world seems to have some calming effect.

Avoid mention of Linux or any factual discussion of Microsoft's
failures with any version of Windows which have been known to cause
individual to begin to foam from mouth, twitch, urinate and defecate
on himself horribly, becoming even more unstable and violent.

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:32:30 +0300, "Clear Windows"
> <> wrote:
>
> Nice list!
>

Add: ****tard. What Adam Albright is.

Add: Dr. Laura Lover: Who Adam Albright wants to be married to

Add: Rush Limbaugh: Who Adam Albright wants to have sex with

Add: Sheep: Adam Albright's family

Clear Windows, the vistaless idiot moron wrote:

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Vista is and you're not!...LOL!
Frank

Add Bill Yanaire, the second most stupid poster ever on vista.general
an old crazy man who is a champion at boring people, and who fantasizes of
being a billionaire like bill gates, but is broke in reality



"Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
news:yTR3k.13430$...
>
> "Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:32:30 +0300, "Clear Windows"
>> <> wrote:
>>
>> Nice list!
>>
>
> Add: ****tard. What Adam Albright is.
>
> Add: Dr. Laura Lover: Who Adam Albright wants to be married to
>
> Add: Rush Limbaugh: Who Adam Albright wants to have sex with
>
> Add: Sheep: Adam Albright's family
>

"Clear Windows" <> wrote in message
news:48515f8d$...
> Add Bill Yanaire, the second most stupid poster ever on vista.general
> an old crazy man who is a champion at boring people, and who fantasizes of
> being a billionaire like bill gates, but is broke in reality
>
>

the only thing that you fantasize about is you playing butt-plug with your
buddy Adam Albright.
You really are a douche bag. Go outisde and play with yourself.

Just FYI

>
> "Bill Yanaire" <> wrote in message
> news:yTR3k.13430$...
>>
>> "Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:32:30 +0300, "Clear Windows"
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>> Nice list!
>>>
>>
>> Add: ****tard. What Adam Albright is.
>>
>> Add: Dr. Laura Lover: Who Adam Albright wants to be married to
>>
>> Add: Rush Limbaugh: Who Adam Albright wants to have sex with
>>
>> Add: Sheep: Adam Albright's family
>>