Why is my Vista working well?

I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in
this sector of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and
reliable, and is fully compatible with everything that ran under
XP. In four months I have not crashed even once!!

That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and
sharing the Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue
screens and get on the anger bandwagon?

Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu
and give up half the functionality of my laptop...

Silvy

Many others have no problems but most have no reason to complain so little
negative is seen from them.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
Windows Server System - Microsoft Update Services
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar


"notachance" <> wrote in message
news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
> anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give up
> half the functionality of my laptop...
>
> Silvy

"notachance" <> wrote in message
news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
> anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give up
> half the functionality of my laptop...
>
> Silvy

Sigh I feel your pain I have the same problem.

Vista User wrote:
>
> "notachance" <> wrote in message
> news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>> I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this
>> sector of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and
>> is fully compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months
>> I have not crashed even once!!
>>
>> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing
>> the Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on
>> the anger bandwagon?
>>
>> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and
>> give up half the functionality of my laptop...
>>
>> Silvy
>
> Sigh I feel your pain I have the same problem.


And numerous others, perhaps one of the alternative medicine newsgroups
are where you should be posting ?

actually you aren't the only one i have been asking the same thing a month
back, still no problem

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
#3: Windows Is Bad Enough In English, Why Get It In Another Language

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"notachance" <> wrote in message
news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
> anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give up
> half the functionality of my laptop...
>
> Silvy

notachance spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:

> I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in
> this sector of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and
> reliable, and is fully compatible with everything that ran under
> XP. In four months I have not crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and
> sharing the Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue
> screens and get on the anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu
> and give up half the functionality of my laptop...

You don't have the only perfect copy sir, im in the same mess as you ! My
Vista instalation works perfect and has for a long time now.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

I had started to think i was the only one without any problems.

"notachance" <> wrote in message
news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
> anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give up
> half the functionality of my laptop...
>
> Silvy

On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:18:01 -0700, "Vista User"
<> wrote:

>
>"notachance" <> wrote in message
>news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>>crashed even once!!
>>
>> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
>> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
>> anger bandwagon?
>>
>> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give up
>> half the functionality of my laptop...
>>
>> Silvy
>
>Sigh I feel your pain I have the same problem.

Your actual problem is you don't like being called a pompous little
**** that has flights of anger every time you are caught making as ass
of yourself or factually misstating something which you do quite a
bit. The good news you're not as screwed up as Frank. Yet.

"Adam Albright" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:18:01 -0700, "Vista User"
> <> wrote:
>
>>
>>"notachance" <> wrote in message
>>news:fdkb4i$9mc$...
>>>I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in this sector
>>>of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and reliable, and is fully
>>>compatible with everything that ran under XP. In four months I have not
>>>crashed even once!!
>>>
>>> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and sharing the
>>> Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue screens and get on the
>>> anger bandwagon?
>>>
>>> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu and give
>>> up
>>> half the functionality of my laptop...
>>>
>>> Silvy
>>
>>Sigh I feel your pain I have the same problem.
>
> Your actual problem is you don't like being called a pompous little
> **** that has flights of anger every time you are caught making as ass
> of yourself or factually misstating something which you do quite a
> bit. The good news you're not as screwed up as Frank. Yet.
>

Look out Adam is using the FRANK argument again!
Admin can you even make a post without talking about Frank?
He has pushed you over the edge your CRAZY!

On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:52:14 -0700, notachance wrote:

> I seem to have the only perfect copy of Vista Home Premium in
> this sector of the Milky Way. It's fast, efficient, safe, and
> reliable, and is fully compatible with everything that ran under
> XP. In four months I have not crashed even once!!
>
> That means I'm missing out on all the fun of complaining and
> sharing the Gates Hates. What can I do to trigger some blue
> screens and get on the anger bandwagon?
>
> Help me break this Vista installation so I can shift to Ubuntu
> and give up half the functionality of my laptop...
>
> Silvy

I suppose you could give up half the functionality by shifting to Ubuntu,
but you certainly would not have to.