window users categories

1> Uses only xp and doesnt know what vista is = ignorant but happy
2> Uses both XP and Vista and sees how incredibly stupid vista is, and
avoids it = A very intelligent user
3> Uses Vista only because he has to (got stuck with it and they use it at
work) = unhappy and enslaved user
4> Uses Vista only, thinks its superior, and makes fun of XP= Vistaboy-
Vista fanboy. Total idiot, most severe cases have turned into tree-swinging
monkeys.
5> Uses all different OS he can get his hands on, and loves all good
software and all types of computers including linux, macos. If an OS is bad,
he makes sure this is known, he knows vista is horrid and tells everyone he
can to avoid it = "A" class user.

Is that (U.S) as in unserviceable?


"Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
news:...
>1> Uses only xp and doesnt know what vista is = ignorant but happy
> 2> Uses both XP and Vista and sees how incredibly stupid vista is, and
> avoids it = A very intelligent user
> 3> Uses Vista only because he has to (got stuck with it and they use it at
> work) = unhappy and enslaved user
> 4> Uses Vista only, thinks its superior, and makes fun of XP= Vistaboy-
> Vista fanboy. Total idiot, most severe cases have turned into
> tree-swinging monkeys.
> 5> Uses all different OS he can get his hands on, and loves all good
> software and all types of computers including linux, macos. If an OS is
> bad, he makes sure this is known, he knows vista is horrid and tells
> everyone he can to avoid it = "A" class user.
>

Ahhh... come right up, whats your name? Mike? Ok.....please pull up your
sleeve.. AHA! Yes what do we have here?

A tattoo saying "USER TYPE NUMBER FOUR"... ok. Take this banana....thank
you.

Guys take this one to the zoo... he will be transforming in a little
while...




"Mike Hall - MVP" <> wrote in message
news:%236%...
> Is that (U.S) as in unserviceable?
>
>
> "Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>>1> Uses only xp and doesnt know what vista is = ignorant but happy
>> 2> Uses both XP and Vista and sees how incredibly stupid vista is, and
>> avoids it = A very intelligent user
>> 3> Uses Vista only because he has to (got stuck with it and they use it
>> at work) = unhappy and enslaved user
>> 4> Uses Vista only, thinks its superior, and makes fun of XP= Vistaboy-
>> Vista fanboy. Total idiot, most severe cases have turned into
>> tree-swinging monkeys.
>> 5> Uses all different OS he can get his hands on, and loves all good
>> software and all types of computers including linux, macos. If an OS is
>> bad, he makes sure this is known, he knows vista is horrid and tells
>> everyone he can to avoid it = "A" class user.
>>
>

or even better:

Ahhh... come right up, whats your name? Mike? Ok.....please pull up your
sleeve.. AHA! Yes what do we have here?

A tattoo saying "USER TYPE NUMBER FOUR"...
Oh I love the little heart with the vista icon.. "I love vista" how cute..
nice touch!
Ok. now, take this banana....thank you.

Guys take this one to the zoo... he will be transforming in a little
while...



"Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
news:470a2814$...
> Ahhh... come right up, whats your name? Mike? Ok.....please pull up your
> sleeve.. AHA! Yes what do we have here?
>
> A tattoo saying "USER TYPE NUMBER FOUR"... ok. Take this banana....thank
> you.
>
> Guys take this one to the zoo... he will be transforming in a little
> while...
>
>
>
>
> "Mike Hall - MVP" <> wrote in message
> news:%236%...
>> Is that (U.S) as in unserviceable?
>>
>>
>> "Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>>1> Uses only xp and doesnt know what vista is = ignorant but happy
>>> 2> Uses both XP and Vista and sees how incredibly stupid vista is, and
>>> avoids it = A very intelligent user
>>> 3> Uses Vista only because he has to (got stuck with it and they use it
>>> at work) = unhappy and enslaved user
>>> 4> Uses Vista only, thinks its superior, and makes fun of XP= Vistaboy-
>>> Vista fanboy. Total idiot, most severe cases have turned into
>>> tree-swinging monkeys.
>>> 5> Uses all different OS he can get his hands on, and loves all good
>>> software and all types of computers including linux, macos. If an OS is
>>> bad, he makes sure this is known, he knows vista is horrid and tells
>>> everyone he can to avoid it = "A" class user.
>>>
>>
>
>

I have XP on my production computer too, and a machine loaded with Feisty
Fawn but lacking memory as it is being used more productively on a Win 2000
computer.. a re-evaluation perhaps?

Is it your full time job to insult or is this just a part time quest on your
part? I find it hard to believe that a 'real' Linux user would waste his/her
time in this way.


"Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
news:470a2814$...
> Ahhh... come right up, whats your name? Mike? Ok.....please pull up your
> sleeve.. AHA! Yes what do we have here?
>
> A tattoo saying "USER TYPE NUMBER FOUR"... ok. Take this banana....thank
> you.
>
> Guys take this one to the zoo... he will be transforming in a little
> while...
>
>
>
>
> "Mike Hall - MVP" <> wrote in message
> news:%236%...
>> Is that (U.S) as in unserviceable?
>>
>>
>> "Thai Berry (U.S.)" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>>1> Uses only xp and doesnt know what vista is = ignorant but happy
>>> 2> Uses both XP and Vista and sees how incredibly stupid vista is, and
>>> avoids it = A very intelligent user
>>> 3> Uses Vista only because he has to (got stuck with it and they use it
>>> at work) = unhappy and enslaved user
>>> 4> Uses Vista only, thinks its superior, and makes fun of XP= Vistaboy-
>>> Vista fanboy. Total idiot, most severe cases have turned into
>>> tree-swinging monkeys.
>>> 5> Uses all different OS he can get his hands on, and loves all good
>>> software and all types of computers including linux, macos. If an OS is
>>> bad, he makes sure this is known, he knows vista is horrid and tells
>>> everyone he can to avoid it = "A" class user.
>>>
>>
>
>