WLM Job Application

Hi Mr Microsoft (whoever replaced Billy Boy),

I would like a Job in the WLM Team.

My experience, knowledge and customer service skills should more that
qualify me for such a postion.

Listed below are some of my relevant abilities that would allow me to slot
into the WLM Team seamlessly:
- I can make products that don't work and giggle about it
- I can release products with known problems and giggle about it
- I can ignore any problems before the release and giggle about it
- I can ignore the problems after the release and giggle about it
- I can force cutomers to upgrade and giggle about it
- I can ignore customer complaints until the cows come home and of course
giggle about it

Additionally:
- I can sit around and scratch my head looking like I care, but inside I'm
giggling about it.

As you can see I fulfill all the requirements of becoming a WLM Team Member,
more importantly I can Break and Not Care about WLM and Customers for around
30% less that the current Team Members are being paid.

In fact, I could could do the WLM Team Managers job for much less that their
Six Figure Salary and still allow WLM Team Members to Break and Not Care
about WLM working properly.

I look forward to your response and can be contacted on WLM (if you can get
it working).

Regards
Peter
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Potential MS WLM Employee