Who would have thought

> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
> of whisky, they
> talk about their moonshine operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to
> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
> apparent that she is in
> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
> and says, 'Kin ya
> swallar?'
>
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
> no.
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
> dress, yanks down
> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
> lick with his
> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
> violent spasm and the
> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
> breathe again, the
> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>

"Fantastico " "Bravissimo" "Dementio"

"CB" <> wrote in message
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>> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
>> of whisky, they
>> talk about their moonshine operation.
>>
>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>> sandwich, begins to
>> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
>> apparent that she is in
>> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
>> and says, 'Kin ya
>> swallar?'
>>
>> The woman shakes her head no.
>>
>> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>>
>> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
>> no.
>>
>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
>> dress, yanks down
>> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
>> lick with his
>> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
>> violent spasm and the
>> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
>> breathe again, the
>> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>>
>> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
>> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
>> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>>
>

frank, yanair and doris?

no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
unless she looked like a chimp...



"CB" <> wrote in message
news:CD11A317-81B6-4AB3-BD1F-...
>> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
>> of whisky, they
>> talk about their moonshine operation.
>>
>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>> sandwich, begins to
>> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
>> apparent that she is in
>> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
>> and says, 'Kin ya
>> swallar?'
>>
>> The woman shakes her head no.
>>
>> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>>
>> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
>> no.
>>
>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
>> dress, yanks down
>> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
>> lick with his
>> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
>> violent spasm and the
>> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
>> breathe again, the
>> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>>
>> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
>> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
>> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>>
>

Joe cann wrote:

> frank, yanair and doris?
>
> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
> unless she looked like a chimp...
>

Oh I would never deprive you...LOL!
Frank

So if Doris stinks and Frank wouldn't do it, then you must be the IDIOT that
did it. Just FYI

"Joe cann" <> wrote in message
news:...
> frank, yanair and doris?
>
> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
> unless she looked like a chimp...
>
>
>
> "CB" <> wrote in message
> news:CD11A317-81B6-4AB3-BD1F-...
>>> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
>>> of whisky, they
>>> talk about their moonshine operation.
>>>
>>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>>> sandwich, begins to
>>> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
>>> apparent that she is in
>>> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
>>> and says, 'Kin ya
>>> swallar?'
>>>
>>> The woman shakes her head no.
>>>
>>> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>>>
>>> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
>>> no.
>>>
>>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
>>> dress, yanks down
>>> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
>>> lick with his
>>> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
>>> violent spasm and the
>>> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
>>> breathe again, the
>>> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>>>
>>> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
>>> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
>>> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>>>
>>
>
>

Frank. Where do you live? Are you in Southern California or in Europe?
Your IP says Netherlands and the posting host looks like it is coming from
Southern California.

Spanky


"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Joe cann wrote:
>
>> frank, yanair and doris?
>>
>> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
>> unless she looked like a chimp...
>>
>
> Oh I would never deprive you...LOL!
> Frank

Spanky deMonkey wrote:
> Frank. Where do you live? Are you in Southern California or in Europe?
> Your IP says Netherlands and the posting host looks like it is coming
> from Southern California.
>
> Spanky
>
>
> "Frank" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>
>> Joe cann wrote:
>>
>>> frank, yanair and doris?
>>>
>>> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
>>> unless she looked like a chimp...
>>>
>>
>> Oh I would never deprive you...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
SoCal.
Frank

shut up Doris...



"Spanky deMonkey" <> wrote in message
news:...
> So if Doris stinks and Frank wouldn't do it, then you must be the IDIOT
> that did it. Just FYI
>
> "Joe cann" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> frank, yanair and doris?
>>
>> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do it....
>> unless she looked like a chimp...
>>
>>
>>
>> "CB" <> wrote in message
>> news:CD11A317-81B6-4AB3-BD1F-...
>>>> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
>>>> of whisky, they
>>>> talk about their moonshine operation.
>>>>
>>>> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>>>> sandwich, begins to
>>>> cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
>>>> apparent that she is in
>>>> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
>>>> and says, 'Kin ya
>>>> swallar?'
>>>>
>>>> The woman shakes her head no.
>>>>
>>>> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>>>>
>>>> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
>>>> no.
>>>>
>>>> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
>>>> dress, yanks down
>>>> her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
>>>> lick with his
>>>> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
>>>> violent spasm and the
>>>> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
>>>> breathe again, the
>>>> Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>>>>
>>>> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
>>>> 'Hind Lick Maneuver'
>>>> but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>

frank lives in the slums

"Frank" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>> Frank. Where do you live? Are you in Southern California or in Europe?
>> Your IP says Netherlands and the posting host looks like it is coming
>> from Southern California.
>>
>> Spanky
>>
>>
>> "Frank" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>
>>> Joe cann wrote:
>>>
>>>> frank, yanair and doris?
>>>>
>>>> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do
>>>> it....
>>>> unless she looked like a chimp...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Oh I would never deprive you...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
> SoCal.
> Frank

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:26:10 +0200, "Joe cann" <>
wrote:

>frank lives in the slums
>
>"Frank" <> wrote in message
>news:...
>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>> Frank. Where do you live? Are you in Southern California or in Europe?
>>> Your IP says Netherlands and the posting host looks like it is coming
>>> from Southern California.
>>>
>>> Spanky
>>>
>>>
>>> "Frank" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>
>>>> Joe cann wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> frank, yanair and doris?
>>>>>
>>>>> no doris stinks and has hairy legs... i dont think frank would do
>>>>> it....
>>>>> unless she looked like a chimp...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh I would never deprive you...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>> SoCal.
>> Frank
>
East LA