I was wrong

I have to admit. Vista rocks.

After I had sex with mom and she fell asleep ( Ihad her tied down) I
stole her copy of Vista and paid the kid next door to install it for me.
My god I never knew my monitor was supposed to look so good until I
booted up Vista. Er, the kid next door had to show me how to turn the
computer on. Now I can do more than watch the little fishies in the
aquarium on my screen. I even found some good sheep porn. Speaking of
sheep the kid next door hooked up some kind of web cam???? Who wouda
thunk? Anyway now I can look at my darling lover 24 hours a day. That is
I can watch her for about 2 hours a day because the rest of the time in
the barn with her. Or is it a him? Hmmmmm. Sheep butt all tastes the
same so it's hard to tell.

Anyway I just wanted to let everyone know that I realize what an
absolute a**hole I am. Hmmm, Sheep....., Oh where was I, Oh yes. I know
what a stupid moronic idiot I am and I just wanted to admit that Vista
freakin rocks. I know realize why Upmybuttooo is such a pice of crap
after using such a fine OS.

Hugs & Kisses
Alias

"Alias" <aka@masked&anonymous.co.uk> wrote in message
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>I have to admit. Vista rocks.
>
> After I had sex with mom and she fell asleep ( Ihad her tied down) I stole
> her copy of Vista and paid the kid next door to install it for me. My god
> I never knew my monitor was supposed to look so good until I booted up
> Vista. Er, the kid next door had to show me how to turn the computer on.
> Now I can do more than watch the little fishies in the aquarium on my
> screen. I even found some good sheep porn. Speaking of sheep the kid next
> door hooked up some kind of web cam???? Who wouda thunk? Anyway now I can
> look at my darling lover 24 hours a day. That is I can watch her for about
> 2 hours a day because the rest of the time in the barn with her. Or is it
> a him? Hmmmmm. Sheep butt all tastes the same so it's hard to tell.
>
> Anyway I just wanted to let everyone know that I realize what an absolute
> a**hole I am. Hmmm, Sheep....., Oh where was I, Oh yes. I know what a
> stupid moronic idiot I am and I just wanted to admit that Vista freakin
> rocks. I know realize why Upmybuttooo is such a pice of crap after using
> such a fine OS.
>
> Hugs & Kisses
> Alias

You have finally come to your senses. It's about time. See, I told you the
more DOPE you smoke the more STUPID Ubuntu looks!

Glad you are back with your Sheep. Things must be going well in Spain.

Alias wrote:
> I have to admit. Vista rocks.
>
> After I had sex with mom and she fell asleep ( Ihad her tied down) I
> stole her copy of Vista and paid the kid next door to install it for me.
> My god I never knew my monitor was supposed to look so good until I
> booted up Vista. Er, the kid next door had to show me how to turn the
> computer on. Now I can do more than watch the little fishies in the
> aquarium on my screen. I even found some good sheep porn. Speaking of
> sheep the kid next door hooked up some kind of web cam???? Who wouda
> thunk? Anyway now I can look at my darling lover 24 hours a day. That is
> I can watch her for about 2 hours a day because the rest of the time in
> the barn with her. Or is it a him? Hmmmmm. Sheep butt all tastes the
> same so it's hard to tell.
>
> Anyway I just wanted to let everyone know that I realize what an
> absolute a**hole I am. Hmmm, Sheep....., Oh where was I, Oh yes. I know
> what a stupid moronic idiot I am and I just wanted to admit that Vista
> freakin rocks. I know realize why Upmybuttooo is such a pice of crap
> after using such a fine OS.
>
> Hugs & Kisses
> Alias

FINALLY!!! You admit everything and except the truth!!!

Alias wrote:
> I have to admit. Vista rocks.
>
> After I had sex with mom and she fell asleep ( Ihad her tied down) I
> stole her copy of Vista and paid the kid next door to install it for me.
> My god I never knew my monitor was supposed to look so good until I
> booted up Vista. Er, the kid next door had to show me how to turn the
> computer on. Now I can do more than watch the little fishies in the
> aquarium on my screen. I even found some good sheep porn. Speaking of
> sheep the kid next door hooked up some kind of web cam???? Who wouda
> thunk? Anyway now I can look at my darling lover 24 hours a day. That is
> I can watch her for about 2 hours a day because the rest of the time in
> the barn with her. Or is it a him? Hmmmmm. Sheep butt all tastes the
> same so it's hard to tell.
>
> Anyway I just wanted to let everyone know that I realize what an
> absolute a**hole I am. Hmmm, Sheep....., Oh where was I, Oh yes. I know
> what a stupid moronic idiot I am and I just wanted to admit that Vista
> freakin rocks. I know realize why Upmybuttooo is such a pice of crap
> after using such a fine OS.
>
> Hugs & Kisses
> Alias

FINALLY!!! You admit everything and accept the truth!!!

Alias wrote:
> I have to admit. Vista rocks.
>
> After I had sex with mom and she fell asleep ( Ihad her tied down) I
> stole her copy of Vista and paid the kid next door to install it for me.
> My god I never knew my monitor was supposed to look so good until I
> booted up Vista. Er, the kid next door had to show me how to turn the
> computer on. Now I can do more than watch the little fishies in the
> aquarium on my screen. I even found some good sheep porn. Speaking of
> sheep the kid next door hooked up some kind of web cam???? Who wouda
> thunk? Anyway now I can look at my darling lover 24 hours a day. That is
> I can watch her for about 2 hours a day because the rest of the time in
> the barn with her. Or is it a him? Hmmmmm. Sheep butt all tastes the
> same so it's hard to tell.
>
> Anyway I just wanted to let everyone know that I realize what an
> absolute a**hole I am. Hmmm, Sheep....., Oh where was I, Oh yes. I know
> what a stupid moronic idiot I am and I just wanted to admit that Vista
> freakin rocks. I know realize why Upmybuttooo is such a pice of crap
> after using such a fine OS.
>
> Hugs & Kisses
> Alias

FINALLY!!! You admit everything and accept the truth!!