What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu

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Alias

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What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?


Work

Everyone knows that Ubuntu was written by geeks for geeks who can't get
laid. Ubuntu is on less than ONE PERCENT of the desktop and NOBODY wants
it. Imagine, a FREE OS that NOBODY wants. That should tell you all you
need to know about it.

People would rather pay for Windows than use that Piece of Crap Ubuntu.
That is a fact.

measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
> "Alias" wrote

> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>
> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>
>
> Work

You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions of
computers.

Alias

Borne Aching wrote:
> "Alias" <> wrote in message
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>> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>>> "Alias" wrote
>>
>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>>
>>>
>>> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>>>
>>>
>>> Work
>>
>> You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
>> malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions of
>> computers.
>>
>> Alias
>
>
> You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?

If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no problemo.

Oops.

Alias

Borne Aching wrote:
> "Alias" <> wrote in message
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>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>> news:gokjbb$et6$...
>>>> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>>>>> "Alias" wrote
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Work
>>>>
>>>> You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
>>>> malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions
>>>> of computers.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?
>>
>> If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no problemo.
>>
>> Oops.
>>
>> Alias
>
>
> If I were using linux, I'd be typing on a brick.
>
> I guess I could try to skin it to look like Vista (for some reason, the
> most popular ubuntu themes are Vista imitations)

Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.

Alias

"Alias" <> wrote in message
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> Borne Aching wrote:
>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>> news:gokmmt$mj8$...
>>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:gokjbb$et6$...
>>>>> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>>>>>> "Alias" wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Work
>>>>>
>>>>> You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
>>>>> malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions of
>>>>> computers.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?
>>>
>>> If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no
>>> problemo.
>>>
>>> Oops.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> If I were using linux, I'd be typing on a brick.
>>
>> I guess I could try to skin it to look like Vista (for some reason, the
>> most popular ubuntu themes are Vista imitations)
>
> Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
> Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.
>
> Alias

You mean Ubuntu doesn't come close to a functioning Operating System.

measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
> "Alias" <> wrote in message
> news:gokpke$iqn$...
>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>> news:gokmmt$mj8$...
>>>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:gokjbb$et6$...
>>>>>> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>>>>>>> "Alias" wrote
>>>>>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Work
>>>>>> You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
>>>>>> malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions of
>>>>>> computers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>> You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?
>>>> If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no
>>>> problemo.
>>>>
>>>> Oops.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> If I were using linux, I'd be typing on a brick.
>>>
>>> I guess I could try to skin it to look like Vista (for some reason, the
>>> most popular ubuntu themes are Vista imitations)
>> Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
>> Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.
>>
>> Alias
>
> You mean Ubuntu doesn't come close to a functioning Operating System.
>
>
>

No, that's not what I meant. In fact, it functions better than Windows
ever has.

Alias

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>
>
> So you're infected huh?

1. I don't do Facebook

2. Ubuntu is IMMUNE from this virus.

> Figure...and I bet you don't even know it.

LOL! Your ignorance of Ubuntu is raising its ugly head again, Francis.

Alias
>

"Alias" <> wrote in message
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> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>> news:gokpke$iqn$...
>>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:gokmmt$mj8$...
>>>>> Borne Aching wrote:
>>>>>> "Alias" <> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:gokjbb$et6$...
>>>>>>> measekite's psychiatrist wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Alias" wrote
>>>>>>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What you can get with Windows that you can't get with Ubuntu?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Work
>>>>>>> You told that right; it's *work* to get rid of all the viruses and
>>>>>>> malware that Windows is prone to and infect millions upon millions
>>>>>>> of computers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You did notice, that to get that worm, you gotta be dumb as a brick ?
>>>>> If you were using Linux, you could be as dumb as a brick and no
>>>>> problemo.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oops.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>> If I were using linux, I'd be typing on a brick.
>>>>
>>>> I guess I could try to skin it to look like Vista (for some reason, the
>>>> most popular ubuntu themes are Vista imitations)
>>> Beryl was out long before Vista. I'm afraid it's the other way round and
>>> Vista doesn't come close to Ubuntu in that regard.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> You mean Ubuntu doesn't come close to a functioning Operating System.
>>
>>
>>
>
> No, that's not what I meant. In fact, it functions better than Windows
> ever has.
>
> Alias

Oh yea, Ubuntu functions well if you just want to post a simple message on
the internet or write a one page letter to your parole officer. To do real
work you need a real Operating System.

Ubuntu was written by geeks for geeks who can't get laid. Remember Ubuntu
is on less than ONE PERCENT of the desktops out there and the product is
FREE. People would rather pay for Microsoft products than use a FREE OS.
Imagine that. That should tell you all you need to know about that piece of
**** they call Ubuntu and any other Linux crap they throw out there.

Alias just can't take the fact that his precious Ubuntu is still ****.

OpenSores (Open Source) software isn't far behind.

Just FYI

"Alias" <> wrote in message
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> Frank wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>> http://www.computerworld.com/action/...intsrc=hm_list
>>
>>
>> So you're infected huh?
>
> 1. I don't do Facebook
>
> 2. Ubuntu is IMMUNE from this virus.

You are right Ubuntu is IMMUNE from a virus. Reason is because Ubuntu can't
run any decent software so the virus writers ignore Ubuntu. Who wants to
write a virus for 300 computers!!!!!!


>
>> Figure...and I bet you don't even know it.
>
> LOL! Your ignorance of Ubuntu is raising its ugly head again, Francis.
>
> Alias

It isn't ignorance of Ubuntu. We all know about Ubuntu but dismiss it as a
piece of crap that NOBODY wants. Imagine, Ubuntu is FREE and still is on
less than ONE PERCENT of the desktops. You would think that word of mouth
would spread around the world and people would be installing the product
millions of times a day. Ain't gunna happen. Maybe 4 people try it and 3
of those wipe it off their computer within a day or two.

Ubuntu is FREE and NOBODY wants it. Get over it. Go get stoned.


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