Are you a Dolt? Take the quiz

This is a simple test, it will show if or not you're a dummy and
unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.

1. Do you often respond all software has bugs?
If yes, score 10 points.

2. Do you often respond that's a hardware issue?
If yes, score 10 points.

3. Do you say you need to do research or you shouldn't have
upgraded to Vista or say nobody forced you to upgrade?
If any of the above, score 10 points.

4. Do you automatically say or imply you are smarter and know more
about Windows than the person asking for help?
If yes, score 10 points.

5. Do you frequently make excuses for Microsoft products, report
their sales figures, profits or applaud Steve Ballmer?
If yes, score 10 points.

6. Do you provide cut and paste answers that often don't fit
the question asked?
If yes, score 10 points.

7. Do you feel MVPs are automatically smarter, know more and
are here to help rather than to earn browny points and defend
Microsoft?
If yes, score 20 points.

8. Do you consider Frank, Yanaire, Spanky, Mr. Arnold, other
blowhards, fools and idiots knowledgeable?
If yes, score 30 points.

9. Do you consider this newsgroup sacred, a place of worship,
where nothing negative about Vista, Windows or Microsoft
should ever be uttered?
If yes, score 40 points.

10. Do you feel comparing Vista to Linux or Mac systems is
inappropriate and end up attacking the poster?
if yes score 40 points.

How to score:

If you score 40 points you are moderately biased and well on your way
to becoming a shameless fanboy. If you score 50 points you need to
have a friend read your posts and give a honest answer how he sees
you. If you score 60 points you are a Dolt and would be better off
taking some remedial class on Windows basics. If you score 70 or more
points you are a candidate for Frank's Useful Idiots Club.

Ringmaster wrote:
> This is a simple test, it will show if or not you're a dummy and
> unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
>
> 1. Do you often respond all software has bugs?
> If yes, score 10 points.
>
> 2. Do you often respond that's a hardware issue?
> If yes, score 10 points.
>
> 3. Do you say you need to do research or you shouldn't have
> upgraded to Vista or say nobody forced you to upgrade?
> If any of the above, score 10 points.
>
> 4. Do you automatically say or imply you are smarter and know more
> about Windows than the person asking for help?
> If yes, score 10 points.
>
> 5. Do you frequently make excuses for Microsoft products, report
> their sales figures, profits or applaud Steve Ballmer?
> If yes, score 10 points.
>
> 6. Do you provide cut and paste answers that often don't fit
> the question asked?
> If yes, score 10 points.
>
> 7. Do you feel MVPs are automatically smarter, know more and
> are here to help rather than to earn browny points and defend
> Microsoft?
> If yes, score 20 points.
>
> 8. Do you consider Frank, Yanaire, Spanky, Mr. Arnold, other
> blowhards, fools and idiots knowledgeable?
> If yes, score 30 points.
>
> 9. Do you consider this newsgroup sacred, a place of worship,
> where nothing negative about Vista, Windows or Microsoft
> should ever be uttered?
> If yes, score 40 points.
>
> 10. Do you feel comparing Vista to Linux or Mac systems is
> inappropriate and end up attacking the poster?
> if yes score 40 points.
>
> How to score:
>
> If you score 40 points you are moderately biased and well on your way
> to becoming a shameless fanboy. If you score 50 points you need to
> have a friend read your posts and give a honest answer how he sees
> you. If you score 60 points you are a Dolt and would be better off
> taking some remedial class on Windows basics. If you score 70 or more
> points you are a candidate for Frank's Useful Idiots Club.

LOL! Good one and so true!

Alias

Ringmaster wrote:

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I read another one of your posts and you did quite well. It appears that
you actually tried to help someone. Now, this post is a set back for
you, in that Chicken Little and Ronald McDonald frame of mind of yours
that makes you look so bad, and really no one cares about it. Only you
and the Spanish Witch Doctor Alias care -- two trolls hand in hand
skipping down the Yellow Brick Road.

This is a simple test.
It will show if or not you're a troll and/or a big mouth idiot moron POS
loser
unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.

Just ask you're these two simple questions.
1) do you even have or use Vista? If not, and you continually post in
here, then you are a troll, like measher-****-head and alias.

2) are you unable to get even one little install of Vista to run
properly and therefore you continually blame MS for your apparent
incompetence, stupidly and lack of any basic computer skills?
Does that describe you?
If yes, then you're an idiot moron POS big mouth condescending insulting
loser troll...like capin' crunch & ringbastard!...LOL!

fb wrote:
> This is a simple test.
> It will show if or not you're a troll and/or a big mouth idiot moron POS
> loser
> unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
>
> Just ask you're these two simple questions.
> 1) do you even have or use Vista? If not, and you continually post in
> here, then you are a troll, like measher-****-head and alias.
>
> 2) are you unable to get even one little install of Vista to run
> properly and therefore you continually blame MS for your apparent
> incompetence, stupidly and lack of any basic computer skills?
> Does that describe you?
> If yes, then you're an idiot moron POS big mouth condescending insulting
> loser troll...like capin' crunch & ringbastard!...LOL!
>

Message 4 Frank: Your Constant Use Of Profanity Is NOT Welcome Here, If
You Do NOT Clean Up Your Language, I Will Have No Choice But 2 Send A
Complaint 2 Your Internet Service Provider, Just FYI.

wrote:
> fb wrote:
>> This is a simple test.
>> It will show if or not you're a troll and/or a big mouth idiot moron
>> POS loser
>> unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
>>
>> Just ask you're these two simple questions.
>> 1) do you even have or use Vista? If not, and you continually post in
>> here, then you are a troll, like measher-****-head and alias.
>>
>> 2) are you unable to get even one little install of Vista to run
>> properly and therefore you continually blame MS for your apparent
>> incompetence, stupidly and lack of any basic computer skills?
>> Does that describe you?
>> If yes, then you're an idiot moron POS big mouth condescending
>> insulting loser troll...like capin' crunch & ringbastard!...LOL!
>>
>
> Message 4 Frank: Your Constant Use Of Profanity Is NOT Welcome Here, If
> You Do NOT Clean Up Your Language, I Will Have No Choice But 2 Send A
> Complaint 2 Your Internet Service Provider, Just FYI.

P.S. I Personally Think That You Should Get Married 2 Either Spanky
DeMonkey And/Or Bill Yanyire (After All You Can Now Get Married In
Either California And/Or Massachusetts, As Massachusetts Just Legalized
Out Of State Gay Marriage, Just FYI.

wrote:

<snipped>

Will you stop posting? What is wrong with you?

Chicken Little Albright wrote:
> wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> Will you stop posting? What is wrong with you?

Go Away Impostor, Just FYI!

wrote:
> Chicken Little Albright wrote:
>> wrote:
>>
>> <snipped>
>>
>> Will you stop posting? What is wrong with you?
>
> Go Away Impostor, Just FYI!

What is wrong with you?

wrote:
> fb wrote:
>
>> This is a simple test.
>> It will show if or not you're a troll and/or a big mouth idiot moron
>> POS loser
>> unwilling or unable to bend, listen and respect your fellow posters.
>>
>> Just ask you're these two simple questions.
>> 1) do you even have or use Vista? If not, and you continually post in
>> here, then you are a troll, like measher-****-head and alias.
>>
>> 2) are you unable to get even one little install of Vista to run
>> properly and therefore you continually blame MS for your apparent
>> incompetence, stupidly and lack of any basic computer skills?
>> Does that describe you?
>> If yes, then you're an idiot moron POS big mouth condescending
>> insulting loser troll...like capin' crunch & ringbastard!...LOL!
>>
>
> Message 4 Frank: Your Constant Use Of Profanity Is NOT Welcome Here, If
> You Do NOT Clean Up Your Language, I Will Have No Choice But 2 Send A
> Complaint 2 Your Internet Service Provider, Just FYI.

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