184 Days Till the next next version of Ubuntu

Discussion in 'Windows Vista General Discussion' started by Spanketh Thy Monkey, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. Let me be the first to carry on Alias's tradition of counting down the days
    until the next release of that Piece Of Shit OS they call Ubuntu. Maybe the
    next version will be called: Stinky Sphincter.

    Remember, Ubuntu is FREE, they give it away because they can't charge for
    it. Alias claims that Ubuntu is downloaded millions of times when in reality
    their counting software is way off. Ubuntu has been downloaded maybe 5,000
    times.

    Out of those 5,000 REAL downloads: 4,900 downloads are trashed before
    installation.

    The other 100 downloads are installed.

    Within the first two hours of installation: 63 people have decided that
    Ubuntu sucks. Remove it from their machine and NEVER tell anyone they even
    tried Ubuntu.

    That leaves 37. Out of those 37, 20 people have removed Ubuntu within the
    first five hours.

    That leaves 17. Out of those 17, 9 people have removed Ubuntu within the
    next two days. Reason is because they have other stuff to do and it takes
    them awhile.

    That leaves 8. Out of those 8, 4 people have removed Ubuntu within the next
    four days.

    That leaves 4. Out of those 4, all of them are retards who don't know how
    to use a computer so it is safe to say, 4 people still have Ubuntu on their
    machines out of the original 5,000 downloads.

    This has been verified to be true.
     
    Spanketh Thy Monkey, Oct 27, 2008
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  2. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    ray Guest

    Right. At least they are not like MS. Wait several years for a new
    version; deliver it late; and still not get it right!
     
    ray, Oct 27, 2008
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  3. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    Chuck Guest

    so why don't you go to sleep for about 180 days?
     
    Chuck, Oct 27, 2008
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  4. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    Alias ;-) Guest

    You didn't take into consideration that some months have 31 days, others
    30 and February has 28.

    Alias
     
    Alias ;-), Oct 27, 2008
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  5. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    ray Guest

    Geez - I'm not THAT tired. Anyway, by then I may be about ready to install
    8.10. I've not done 8.04 yet because 7.10 ain't broke.
     
    ray, Oct 27, 2008
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  6. Actually it doesn't matter when the next crippled version of Ubuntu comes
    out. It could be released in 55 days and NOBODY would care. Except you.

    Remember Ubuntu is an OS designed by geeks for geeks who can't get laid.
    For real work, use a real Operating System. Vista or XP.
     
    Lord Fauntleroy, Oct 27, 2008
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  7. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    Alias ;-) Guest

    A lie.
    Another lie.
    Another lie.

    Didn't your mommy teach you that lying isn't a good thing to do?

    Alias
     
    Alias ;-), Oct 27, 2008
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  8. Didn't your MAMA teach you to stop annoying others?
     
    Lord Fauntleroy, Oct 27, 2008
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  9. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    Alias ;-) Guest

    If you get annoyed by my posts, that's your problem.

    Alias
     
    Alias ;-), Oct 27, 2008
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  10. No problem here. I just keep responding with the truth about that piece of
    shit they call Ubuntu which NOBODY wants or uses.

    Remember Ubuntu is FREE and NOBODY wants it. That should tell you all you
    need to know about it.
     
    Lord Fauntleroy, Oct 27, 2008
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  11. Spanketh Thy Monkey

    Alias ;-) Guest

    A lie.
    Another lie.
    The fact that you lie about it should tell you everything you need to
    know about YOU.

    Alias
     
    Alias ;-), Oct 27, 2008
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