FOR NETWORKING HELP LOOK HERE!!

Hi people, i am new to this forum, but i am very good with networking
computers together either by Cat5 BNC or wireless, and can help people here
are my web sites:

http://www.blacknightcomputers.co.uk
http://www.blacknightbroadband.co.uk

here is my email address:




if anyone needs help with networking then please feel free to email me.

From
Phillip Cooper CCNA MCE MCP
General Networking Guru

 

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Hi Phil, feel free to join here and help people out but this isn't
really an appropriate place to advertise your business, if you are
helpful to and include some reference to your business in your signature
whilst doing so you will probably find that works quite nicely for you.

I'm not sure I'd be that keen on doing business with someone who
describes themself as a guru, I don't think have the double (and
pointless) sig with 2 broken sig-seps really helps convince people that
you earn that description either. I don't really see much on the good
old Dejagoogle archives that support the idea that would convince me
either, just quite a lot to convince me to probably steer clear. Some
people find listing your certs is a little bit 'wanky' too, but then
again I might just be a bit grumpy tonight because I can't sleep.

Cheers, Paul.

 

I'm sure helping out with the group would be just fine.

Hmm, I don't think qouting qualifications, that may or may not be made
up, is impressing anyone. And the guru bit, I'd drop that unless you
want the name calling to start.What happened here then?
Also, try not writing in capitals, it's really annoying, and on usenet
it's shouting. Shouting is rude.
And another thing, if you're trying out advertising, why not try to
get the grammar right?

 

Soni tempori elseu romani yeof helsforo nisson ol sefini ill des Tue, 1 Jun
2004 00:00:36 +0100, sefini jorgo geanyet des mani yeof do
uk.comp.home-networking, yawatina tan reek esk "Phil Croft"

Are you good at fixing intermittent shift keys?


deKay

 

from a different Phil.....

Well I put the Certs there but, at least I don't use the "G" word
I don't even like it when people refer to me with the term "guru",...I'm not
anywhere close to a Hindu.

I can't think of much use for a Site, anything I could think of someone else
is already doing or it's easily found on MS's Site,..so no point in
reinventing the wheel.

sleep.

I think I'm like that most of the time,...I either can't sleep,..can't stay
awake,...or sometimes because I'm simply awake

 

I don't like when people refer to me with the "G" word either, but I never
seen any name calling over it in a group. It might be interesting to see
what people come up with. Of course a lot of the IT industry has moved to
India in the last few years, but I don't think I could do it,....my legs go
numb if I sit crosslegged like that too long,...I'm getting old

 

in message : Hi people, i am new to this forum, but i am very good with networking
: computers together either by Cat5 BNC or wireless, and can help people
here
: are my web sites:

CAT5 is a rated level of cabling and BNC is a connector, not used with UTP
wiring. They are not comparable subjects. Coax vs UTP or RJ-45 vs BNC
might be more appropriate but then neither really are appropriate for
promoting your services unless your business is network cabling and then it
should probably be listed as wired/wireless, which would encompass all
types.

: http://www.blacknightcomputers.co.uk
: http://www.blacknightbroadband.co.uk

Isn't blacknight redundant? (O:= Perhaps you were going for blackknight?

: here is my email address:
:
:

Thanks. Added you to my SPAM list. (O;= Why is there no
or ?

: if anyone needs help with networking then please feel free to email me.

I never feel free but I am discounted over 40 hours. Actually, I do need
help with my MLM networking project. I'll be sending you repeated emails to
get you signed up. (O:=

: From
: Phillip Cooper CCNA MCE MCP

MCE? Is that MCNE or MCSE?

: General Networking Guru

General Understanding Relatively Useless
How can one be a guru about general networking or is Networking your first
name? Are you related to General Error? If so, would you please tell him
to stay out of my computer?

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: Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.

Certified != guaranteed.

: Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).

Anti-Virus Guru?

: Version: 6.0.690 / Virus Database: 451 - Release Date: 22/05/2004

In the states we don't have any months greater than 12. Which month is 22?
(O;=

: ---
: Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
: Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
: Version: 6.0.672 / Virus Database: 434 - Release Date: 29/04/2004

What is the point of running two different versions of this?

Some days are worth waking up for...

 

Hi! My name is Eric and I am a networking novice. This
thread made me laugh so hard I almost peed!

If ever I become a "Guru", I'll feel compelled to return
here often and help others in the same fashion I have been
helped here.

My thanks go out to all the regular posters here who help
debutants like me and don't charge a dime.

 

Don't do that unless your desk chair is vinyl.

Ok, but just avoid that sitting cross-legged stuff if your legs go numb.

 

The Networking Gimp, tis a good one!

 

in message : Hi! My name is Eric and I am a networking novice. This
: thread made me laugh so hard I almost peed!

As this sentence had the same effect on me. (O:=

: If ever I become a "Guru", I'll feel compelled to return
: here often and help others in the same fashion I have been
: helped here.

I can't speak for the others but this is as much of a learning experience
for me as those I try to offer assistance to.

: My thanks go out to all the regular posters here who help
: debutants like me and don't charge a dime.

We're running a tab, just like Cheers. One day Norm will have to pay up.

 

in message
: : > Hi! My name is Eric and I am a networking novice. This
: > thread made me laugh so hard I almost peed!
:
: Don't do that unless your desk chair is vinyl.

Still probably not recommended unless you share your chair with someone you
dislike.

: > If ever I become a "Guru", I'll feel compelled to return
: > here often and help others in the same fashion I have been
: > helped here.
:
: Ok, but just avoid that sitting cross-legged stuff if your legs go numb.

How does one sit that way at a desk?

 

Good training, good blance, good karma,...it's a "Guru" thing...when you
"got it" you'll know.