I give up on Vista! Going back to XP.

Discussion in 'Windows Vista Help' started by des, May 19, 2008.

  1. des

    FrozenNorth Guest

    ME was based on Win98, 2K came from NT, two entirely different code bases,
    you fsckin idiot.
     
    FrozenNorth, Jun 1, 2008
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  2. des

    FrozenNorth Guest

    $20, damn, I don't get out of bed in the morning for that, fact I've made it
    by the time I grab my morning coffee.
    You apparently work for peanuts.
     
    FrozenNorth, Jun 1, 2008
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  3. ME was *SO* bad in inspired a whole line of OS-Tan art, plushies and
    figurines dedicated to the fumbling deficiency of the OS:

    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Various_-_16.jpg
    (Windows 2K is always depicted looking after and cleaning up ME-tan's
    messes)

    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_11.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_13.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_14.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_15.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_16.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_18.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_19.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_21.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_22.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_23.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_26.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_32.jpg
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Muses/OS-tans/Windows_ME_-_33.jpg

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  4. Where's yer twenty bucks?
    `, )

    I don't work on spec, Fishstick.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  5. I didn't make the art you fsckin idiot.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  6. des

    FrozenNorth Guest

    Around $16/hr, I guess $8 is around $16, I make $16 about every 10 minutes
    you silly Wal*Mart shill.

    Might even be getting laid off soon, but I am entitled to $100K as a going
    away present. Already got the next job lined up, so that will just cushion
    the bank account.
     
    FrozenNorth, Jun 1, 2008
  7. That's PER question, Dribbles. I can usually answer a complex
    question in about five minutes, so if I answered questions for an hour
    that work out to $60 an hour. Not that you're making anything even
    REMOTELY liak that. Ten to one says you're only making about what I
    make at Wal*Mart, around $16 an hour. Simply put, you've never
    exhibited ANY signs of creative intelligence that could put you at a
    higher level than that...unless maybe your uncle is liak the CEO of
    some dumbfuck company and you got a cushy upper management job because
    of "favors". Tell us, do you suck cock for promotions? Would you
    suck cock for promotions? Answer truthfully now.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  8. des

    FrozenNorth Guest

    Art????
    My cats can do better than that by walking through wet paint.
     
    FrozenNorth, Jun 1, 2008
  9. des

    FrozenNorth Guest

    Wal*Mart or suicide, jeez tough choice there, I'll pick the latter.
     
    FrozenNorth, Jun 1, 2008
  10. No, it really isn't, Fuckface. And $8 wouldn't even hit the minimum
    wage in Washington.
    For reference every minute in retard land equates to one hour in the
    real world. So he's actually only making $1.60 per hour.
    You might wanna check yer defs there, Cuppycake. Promoting a company
    because of easily provable facts that show its superiority over
    related companies don't equate to being a "shill".

    If you wanted to make such an accusation you would FIRST need to
    refute the claims I've made and prove them to be false. Since you
    obviously can't do that, you just look like a desperate idiot every
    time you use that pathetic reaching little attack.
    Oh I'm sure they have some kind of clause in there that states you
    don't get your little "going away present" if they find out that
    you've been surfing Usenet and the Internet on company time. Ten to
    one says they've already printed out all of the posts you've made off
    Google, along with the time stamps showing you made them whilst at
    work. The fact is, you're not getting "laid off" so much as you're
    being "let go", isn't that right, Frosty? ^_^
    Uh huh, let me guess, Wal*Mart is where you're headed once you get
    fired from the cushy, over paid job your uncle got you. LOL

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  11. des

    Lim-Dul Guest

    Some users would rather have some features preinstalled so that they
    don't need to do *anything* when they need to do a certain thing.
    Heh? How many times do I have to write that I completely agree with the
    fact that Linux/Unix/Unixlike systems are better for network devices,
    servers etc. I run Linux on my router, my printserver, my fileserver and
    in the first case it runs from 32 MB flash memory so yes, I knoiw
    something about that. ;-)
    Some people like to customize their systems because they are experts and
    some are too dumb to change the desktop resolutions. The latter don't
    care about system customization because - why would they? Also, they
    build the majority of the dektop user-base.
    Ow, c'mon - haven't we touched the topic of 10 year old hardware like a
    dozen times?
    Truth be told I have yet to see a real comparison of all the security
    holes etc. I'm not one to believe stupid arguments like the one that
    there are only so many security holes in Windows because it's so popular
    and everybody wants to exploit them somehow BUT there were dozens of
    security comparisons between Linux and Windows and although Linux
    usually came out on top the numbers varied A LOT. I mean - you said it
    yourself - except for the kernel Linux is a modular system. How exactly
    do you compare Windows with Linux? There a distros that are more secure
    and ones that are less so. How does installing more packages on Linux
    affect the security (the vulnerabilities can appear and disappear with
    every minor version change)? And so on and so forth.

    Best regards,

    Lim-Dul
     
    Lim-Dul, Jun 1, 2008
  12. des

    Lim-Dul Guest

    You know - that may be true BUT there's a point in every internet
    discussion - usually around the time when someone starts writing about
    "fanboys", "shills" and "Micro$hit" where you realize that engaging in
    further discussion just makes you as retarded as the other side. You
    don't have to care about what the opinion of the plonked morons is even
    if they think they "won" the discussion somehow because that won't make
    them more valuable human beings.

    I always found that following the golden rule of "Never argue with
    idiots. They will only drag you down to their level, and beat you with
    experience." in internet discussions is a healthy thing to do. =)

    I don't think you'll land on any killfile soon, though because you write
    in a funny and directly insulting manner which at least doesn't make you
    qualify as a moron although I guess there's no point in arguing with you
    wither. ^^

    Best regards,

    Lim-Dul
     
    Lim-Dul, Jun 1, 2008
  13. You wanted to see examples, they are there. I really don't care to spend
    my time listing them but for *your* interest have at it.
    If you meant it why didn't you say what you meant? I didn't use the BeOS
    example, that was someone else, although I did use BeOS as an MS
    alternative back when it came out as version 4. I used it almost
    exclusively for about 3 years until it was finally not usable anymore
    due to lack of usb support and other things. I moved on to linux and
    finally OSX.
     
    Rev Turd Fredericks, Jun 1, 2008
  14. ....wow, I haven't had a computer that slow since...last century. o_O

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008
  15. So let's see it then, Fumbles.

    Or were just "running" again, Mouth? LOL

    Further, it hardly matters what the code was based upon, they simply
    are not the same thing, period. If you weren't such an idiot you'd
    probably be able to grasp that.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
    Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 1, 2008

  16. I always found that following the golden rule of
    "Never sleep with them more than 2 times or
    they'll want half your stuff when you break up"
    is easier than faking your own death and funeral.

    --

    I *am* Bucky Breeder, (*(^; , and *I* approved this message!

    Top secrets your government does NOT want YOU to know :

    #59 - Canadians |REDACTED| |REDACTED| |REDACTED| |REDACTED|
    |REDACTED| |REDACTED| |REDACTED| then they eat the MAYONNAISE!

    http://tinyurl.com/4qnsbs
     
    Bucky Breeder, Jun 1, 2008
  17. As long as your Walmart emachine has the following (unlikely to run on a
    10 year old computer though)

    Home Basic (the minimal of the minimal requirements)

    1 GHz 32-bit (x86) or 64-bit (x64) processor
    512 MB of system memory
    20 GB hard drive with at least 15 GB of available space
    Support for DirectX 9 graphics and 32 MB of graphics memory
    DVD-ROM drive
    Audio Output
    Internet access (fees may apply)

    The 20GB hard drive space with at least 15GB available is a bit disturbing.
    Why invest in windows at all?
    Ha ha. I really don't care too much about what others use. If somebody
    came to me and asked what kind of computer they should buy to do typical
    home computing tasks and would be totally trouble free I would highly
    recommend a Mac.
    90% of people don't choose windows, it is thrust upon them.
     
    Rev Turd Fredericks, Jun 1, 2008
  18. No stupid, I said redo the images, ie. save the output of my program as
    a tiff etc. If you are too dumb to understand that you should kill
    yourself now. It depends on the journal requirements. Some journals
    only publish figures online and/or publish an expanded figure set online.
     
    Rev Turd Fredericks, Jun 1, 2008
  19. des

    gregvk Guest

    That reminds me, you never did tell us who your IRL GF is. Why not?
    Ashamed of her, or something?
    *snicker*
     
    gregvk, Jun 1, 2008
  20. des

    PerfectReign Guest

    That's the distribution. You're running a Unix (BSD I believe) kernel under
    the hood.

    I just double-click on the My Computer icon on the desktop.


    OS: Linux 2.6.22.17-0.1-default i686
    Current user: [email protected]
    System: openSUSE 10.3 (i586)
    KDE: 3.5.7 "release 72.9"

    ick! Nothing worse than expee...
    Yeah, that's pretty seamless these days.


    Exchange is an email service that runs on windows workstation 2000 or 2003
    or 2008.

    Send me an email to my work addy from your work addy and I'll tell you what
    you've got.
     
    PerfectReign, Jun 1, 2008
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