In case you are pissed with Vista :-)

Discussion in 'Windows Vista General Discussion' started by Spanky deMonkey, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
    Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
    WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...

    Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn
    out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the
    bulbs work smarter, not harder.

    Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light
    bulb?
    A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working
    fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how
    dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried
    the light switch?

    Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

    Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for
    every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

    Q: How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office ...

    Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it
    would be for a Macintosh user.

    Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry
    standard.
     
    Spanky deMonkey, Apr 24, 2007
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    Rich Guest

    how many linux users does it take to ....
    .... do anything?

    jury is still out on that, have not found enough yet to run tests.


    Rich
     
    Rich, Apr 24, 2007
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    Mick Guest

    Good to get a laugh here, for a change!
     
    Mick, Apr 24, 2007
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    Roy Coorne Guest

    Yes, indeed - ROFL:)

    I like the last A most - darkness as a consequence of failing bulbs
    being a feature, not a fault;-)

    Roy
     
    Roy Coorne, Apr 24, 2007
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    Justin Guest

    Wow, someone posted this.....yet again.
     
    Justin, Apr 24, 2007
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    Bill Yanaire Guest

    A blast from the 80's, yet again.....

     
    Bill Yanaire, Apr 24, 2007
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  7. And you being the newsgroup mascot just had to comment on it not
    having enough willpower to simply ignore it.
     
    Adam Albright, Apr 24, 2007
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    Justin Guest

    You mean like you just did? Classic!

    What else do you have for us today adam? Or was that top of your game
    already?
     
    Justin, Apr 24, 2007
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  9. Everybody knows I drag you around by your collar. Heel! Heel! I have
    to find a newspaper and roll it up to give you a couple wacks on your
    nose. HEEL! SIT! Good boy!
     
    Adam Albright, Apr 24, 2007
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    Justin Guest

    Yup, that was the top of your game. So sad.

    Come on adam! More...MORE!!! Do better next time!
     
    Justin, Apr 24, 2007
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