Sorry mates! I'm trying...

Discussion in 'Windows Vista Security' started by Mick Murphy, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    I've been very rude to many of you in the past
    and will be rude again in the future but i am TRYING
    to CHANGE!!!!
    Bear with me. It's not easy for an old dog to learn new
    tricks!!!!!
    I need to change my ways. I'm not getting any younger
    and I fear the Grim Reaper is getting close...
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 27, 2008
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    JerryM Guest

    As Bill Cosby said about his parents, when they gave money to Bill's kids
    and bragged about how wonderful he was,
    "They are now trying to get into Heaven."
     
    JerryM, Aug 28, 2008
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  3. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    Is this the best you can do?
    Imition is the lowest form of wit.

    Get a life, cockhead!
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 28, 2008
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  4. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    Just like you won't work!
    Get a job!
    I'll have the last laugh; just wait.
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 28, 2008
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  5. Mick Murphy

    JerryM Guest

    Here is a line that fits you to a "T".
    If you can't read it, get a 10 year old kid to read it for you.

    Vyizderzomenymororzizazizdenderizorziz ?
     
    JerryM, Aug 29, 2008
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  6. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    Put your punctuation in the right place, IDIOT.
    z? NOT z ?

    You are really Dumb, with a capital D.
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 29, 2008
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  7. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    THERE I GO! I DID IT AGAIN!

    I can NOT CONTROL myself!!
    I am an OLD CLOWN!!!!!!!!
    Sorry !!!!!
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 29, 2008
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  8. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    I have reported this to friends of mine in the Federal Police here.
    They are passing it on to the FBI.
    Identity theft is a serious crime, in any form.
    I told you I'd have the last laugh.
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 29, 2008
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  9. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    Oh DEAR!
    Now I'm talking to myself!!!!!!
    I don't know what's happening to me!!!!!!!!
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 29, 2008
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  10. Mick Murphy

    Mick Murphy Guest

    They are in the High-Tech Crime Squad.
    Laugh when you get a knock on the door, "Mr. Arnold".
    They will do you for Montgomery's as well.
     
    Mick Murphy, Aug 29, 2008
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  11. Mick Murphy

    JerryM Guest

    Hi, Mick,

    I invented this line when I was running a bar back in the 50's,
    I Had it made up in old English wood letters mounted behind the bar, and
    when a new customer came in, I had him try to read it.
    If he made it through without missing any letters, he got all his drinks on
    the house.
    It made for a lot of fun, and my regulars had a good time.

    Jerry
     
    JerryM, Aug 29, 2008
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  12. Hello Mr. Murphy,

    We are in receipt of your complaint.

    Being that there are some cases of REAL (as opposed to IMAGINED)
    identity theft pending investigation in our files, your problem will
    have to wait until we get around to having the time to investigate
    anyone who uses another person's name - which is not illegal, BTW - in
    a Usenet newsgroup post.

    That time will probably never come.

    In the meantime, continue to make your implausible threats to whomever
    you please. Maybe they will be stupid enough to believe you.

    Respectfully (har-har),

    The High-Tech Crime Squad

     
    High-Tech Crime Squad, Aug 31, 2008
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  13. Mick Murphy

    DevilsPGD Guest

    In message <> Mick
    He who laughs last... Thinks slowest?
     
    DevilsPGD, Sep 2, 2008
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  14. Just a follow-up Mr. Murphy...
    We still have your complaint on file.
    It's just that we are really, really busy handling complaints that
    have substance and that deal with illegal behaviour.

    Rest assured when we find the time (it should be right after Hades
    freezes over) we shall act on your complaint.
     
    High-Tech Crime Squad, Sep 7, 2008
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