Top 10 ways to know you're an MVP

Discussion in 'Windows Small Business Server' started by Kevin Weilbacher [SBS-MVP], Feb 6, 2004.

  1. Top 10 ways to know that you have what it takes to become an MVP:

    10. You have a major collection of all the AOL CD's that you get in the mail

    9. You walk around with 3 or 4 USB disks-on-a-key with you at all times

    8. You get excited and out of breath whenever Microsoft releases a new KB

    7. You like to make up words to songs

    6. You don't think that penguins are cute

    5. You think that Harry Brelsford is cute

    4. You like to read ISA logs for fun

    3. You think that Jeff Middleton's posts are short and to the point

    2. You can drink a six pack of Mountain Dew in one evening
    and the #1 way to know that you have what it takes to become an MVP ...

    1. You won't stay in a hotel if there's not a Starbucks in the lobby

    Kevin Weilbacher [SBS-MVP], Feb 6, 2004
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  2. Hey Kev - you missed a few . . .

    A) < 100 (non-spam) emails in a given day is considered 'light traffic'

    B) Not only are you able to IM, E-mail, talk on the phone & post to
    newsgroups simultaneously, but doing so is standard operating procedure . .

    C) You look forward to the opportunity to reload your test servers (or do a
    disaster recovery)

    D) Christmas comes with each MSDN / Action Pack / TechNet update

    E) YCST is an appropriate answer to any technical question . . . ;^)
    Chad A Gross [SBS-MVP], Feb 6, 2004
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  3. YCST???

    Javier [SBS MVP]

    << SBS ROCKS !!! >>

    Javier Gomez [SBS MVP], Feb 6, 2004
  4. Thx!

    Javier Gomez [SBS MVP], Feb 6, 2004
  5. This seems to be one of the better kept private jokes among SBS MVPs for
    which I can now look forward to more public ridicule. I'm a closet scripter,
    but I've just been outed. Maybe some of the longterm groupies remember my
    work on the original SBS 4.x version customized logon script document? Well,
    I stopped documenting most of my scripting activities when I decided that I
    was becoming to dangerous with what I was interested in scripting with ADSI,
    LDAP, WMI and registry information.
    Jeff Middleton [SBS-MVP], Feb 6, 2004
  6. Ouch!


    Dirk-Thomas Brown, Feb 6, 2004
  7. Is this Top 10 thing going to replace the Song of the Week? ;?}
    Dave Stoecker, Feb 7, 2004
  8. I'm going to nominate a new item to the list:

    You find yourself repeatedly telling people "Patch, patch now, good grief have got to go patch right this very minute as if every fiber
    of your soul were driving you to this. Do not turn away from this moment,
    you must go patch!!!!"

    Just then, the lady next to you asks if you wouldn't mind stepping back, she
    can't reach to the frozen pot pies she likes.

    Okay, so maybe one shouldn't try to be an MVP while in the grocery frozen
    foods section.
    Jeff Middleton [SBS-MVP], Feb 16, 2004
  9. LOL!! :^)
    Chad A. Gross [SBS-MVP], Feb 18, 2004
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